‘Dead Parrot’ Still Dead…But Real
There's always that shudder of dread whenever one clears the throat and dares bring up a classic sketch by those Oxbridge lads from Monty Python. Do it in the right circles (and you never know when you're IN those circles until it's too late) and you know there will be some OCD individual or other who will insist on reciting the entire bit, no matter how many times his (and it IS usually a he, I'm afraid) partner tugs his arm and says "Oooh, not here Jerry." He can't help it.
For nearly 40 years we British TV fans, and a great number of "casual dabblers" besides, have been brought up on the group's verbal acrobatics and, as a result, can no more resist the compulsion to go on about our inability to foresee the Spanish Inquisition than we can stop a recitation of our social security number once we've begun. And one of our chief Pythonic delights: the ex-parrot.
It's a Norwegian Blue parrot specifically, dead though he might be, that Michael Palin has tried repeatedly to sell John Cleese all of these decades: "beautiful plumage." And now an assistant curator of natural history in England has popped up in the headlines saying he discovered the fossilized remains of the Norwegian Blue -- its wing, actually -- in Denmark. That said, the bird could also have flown in Norway, he says. This piece, which comes to us by way of Yahoo! India (who knew?), includes the following bit of Pythonesque wit from the good Dr. David Waterhouse himself:
"I specialise in bird fossils and am also a Python fan, so I have lived with jokes about dead parrots for years. Obviously we were dealing with a bird bereft of life, but the tricky bit was establishing it was a parrot."
[Do be sure to check out an insightful interview with Python Eric Idle in 30 Years of British Television, now available on Amazon -- your helpful author.]
